6,969 hand-broken neural reconstructions of solana's most punchable apes.
pull the casino, cross them in the lab, watch the SLOB only go up.
every wrong pixel a $SLOB token.
SLOB is a degen sandbox. you pull pixel apes out of the casino slot for 100,000 $SLOB a spin, cross them in the lab to unlock new mutants, and claim achievement bounties. each spin fee splits 80% burn / 20% rewards (that slice refills the buyback pool next to dev fees).
Connect your Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare, Backpack). Preview mode seeds your wallet with 200,000 $SLOB — just enough for two demo pulls so you can try the loop. Real $SLOB is earned only via craft bounties.
→ connect walletPull the 3-reel slot machine for 100,000 $SLOB. Each spin drops 3 SLOBs (NFTs) into your vault — one per reel, tier rolled independently. No token payouts — the prize is the slobs themselves. Spin fees route 80% to burn and 20% to rewards (buyback pool).
→ enter casinoPick two SLOBs of the same level from your vault and cross them in the lab. New characters are unlocked — survivor keeps its ID and levels up, donor burns, traits blend with a 7% chance per slot to mutate into a rarer variant.
→ open merge labEvery first craft pays. 36 named species hidden in the merge tree — discover a SLOB GOD or OMNI SLOB and claim a 1M → 20M $SLOB bounty paid from the buyback pool. Bounties are one-shot, first crafter wins. This is the only way to earn $SLOB.
→ achievementsthe neon arcade cabinet that powers the whole loop. three reels, 100,000 $SLOB a pull, three pixel slobs drop into your vault every spin.
each SLOB is a neural reconstruction of a solana monkey. the model is bad on purpose. where it gets the pixel wrong — that's the SLOB. fuse two slobs and you blend their embeddings into a new face.
our model was trained on 5000 solana monkeys and immediately forgot how to draw monkeys. accuracy: 95.31% · that's 27 wrong pixels per slob on average. the wrong ones are the whole point.
every SLOB ships with three faces — the original monkey, the model's stained attempt, and the SLOB mask showing exactly where the network embarrassed itself. one nft, one humiliation log.
5% of every secondary trade flows to dev fees. 100% of dev fees buy back $SLOB. every spin fee sends 20% into the buyback pool and burns 80%. the pool pays craft bounties. more spins → burn pressure + pool refill → sustainable rewards.
pull the lever for 100,000 $SLOB. three reels roll independently. every spin drops 3 slobs (NFTs) into your vault — same tier as what the reel shows. no token payouts — the slobs themselves are the prize. spin economics: 80% burned, 20% feeds the buyback / rewards pool. tokens drip only from first-craft bounties in the lab.
every spin drops 3 slobs to your vault.
each reel rolls a tier independently with these odds.
spin fee: 80% burn · 20% buyback pool.
| TIER | PER REEL | AT LEAST 1 / SPIN | ALL 3 REELS |
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every SLOB you've dropped from the casino lives here. pick two of the same merge level and drop them into the lab to cross them and unlock a new variant.
pick a survivor and a donor of the same merge level. survivor keeps its anchor and gains a level. donor is burned. the blended embedding renders a new face.
Merging slobs is free progression — it costs no tokens and pays no tokens. Every fusion just blends traits and levels the survivor up. The reward is downstream: when your blended survivor matches one of the 36 named recipes in the bestiary, the first crafter claims a 1M → 20M $SLOB bounty. Spin economics stay separate: 80% burn / 20% pool on each pull fee.
the bestiary. 36 named species hidden in the merge tree — each card shows a preview of the slob you'd be crafting, the traits required, and the bounty. cross slobs in the lab until your survivor's traits match a recipe — first crafter unlocks the bounty (1M → 20M $SLOB). casino spin fees route 80% to burn and 20% to rewards (tops up the buyback pool alongside dev fees). recipe payouts split 60% from the buyback pool / 40% minted when claimed. this is the only way to earn $SLOB.
a curated cross-section of what came out of the model. these are the anchors — click any to inspect its three views, or pull the casino to drop your own.
$SLOB is the in-game currency that drips out of bad pixels. 1 billion hard cap. supply is fixed forever; the only ongoing inflows are dev fees and the rewards slice of spin fees.
this. you are here. connect wallet, pull the casino, fill your vault, cross slobs in the lab, claim achievements.
genesis batch. mint price seeds liquidity. first 100 holders airdropped a starter $SLOB bag scaled by achievement count.
token TGE on solana. 5% dev fee on secondary trades wired into the buyback contract. casino pool starts auto-refilling.
fusable across wallets. casino moves on-chain with provably-fair vrf. leaderboard, SLOB-king title, weekly tournaments.
void your slob to mint $SLOB equal to its SLOB count. revive slobs from the void via $SLOB burn. cycle forever.
it's a website with pixel monkeys, a casino slot, and a fusion lab. do your own research, ideally before fusing, ideally also before being born.
vault, achievements, and $SLOB are tracked per browser as preview state. real $SLOB allocation snapshots happen pre-TGE for early connects, casino pulls, mythic finds, fusions and jackpot hits.
two flows: (a) 5% dev fee on every secondary trade is converted to $SLOB via market buyback and routed into the pool, (b) every casino spin sends 20% of its fee into the pool while 80% burns. craft bounties pay out from the pool when recipes are claimed.
this is a preview site — the connect button mocks a wallet locally so you can play without signing anything. for TGE you'll need a real Solana wallet (Phantom recommended).
we trained it on solana monkeys. you would also be bad.
they have to be at the same merge level. survivor keeps its anchor id, gains a level, takes the blended traits. donor is burned forever. each slot has a small chance of upgrading to a rarer trait neither parent had.